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25th Sep 2020, 17:01
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Posted By racedo

Just like working with the MOD, all day walking...

Just like working with the MOD, all day walking though sh*t.
24th Sep 2020, 20:33
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Posted By racedo

Latrine outflow..................... bugger map...

Latrine outflow..................... bugger map reading skills.
10th Sep 2020, 22:22
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Posted By racedo

Hey Ukraine, my son says thanks for all the cash,...

Hey Ukraine, my son says thanks for all the cash, give him more and we will start the war you want.
10th Sep 2020, 14:47
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Posted By racedo

We have :ugh: Unfortunately he is like Churchill...

We have :ugh: Unfortunately he is like Churchill the nodding dog off the TV adverts, than Winston.
8th Sep 2020, 16:53
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Posted By racedo

Let's rack em, stack em and head to the bar.

Let's rack em, stack em and head to the bar.
7th Sep 2020, 15:24
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Posted By racedo

Sully's claim in the bar "I landed a plane full...

Sully's claim in the bar "I landed a plane full of passengers on water" sank quickly when Hoskins just said "Yeah but here we can use the plane next day as well".
7th Sep 2020, 12:39
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Posted By racedo

Will I get eaten by sharks if I swim between...

Will I get eaten by sharks if I swim between flights.

No, of course not, there are no sharks anymore .............. under his breath "Crocdiles have scared them all away".
7th Sep 2020, 12:37
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Posted By racedo

Reckon Piccadilly line underground is not...

Reckon Piccadilly line underground is not working.

Why ?

Tube drivers keep getting eaten by sharks.
7th Sep 2020, 12:36
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Posted By racedo

Hey waiter, "how fresh is the fish" ? Well...

Hey waiter, "how fresh is the fish" ?

Well Chef landed it same time as you did, do you want him to serve it with a pancake to resemble your landing.
7th Sep 2020, 12:35
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Posted By racedo

At least bucket and spade brigade stopped...

At least bucket and spade brigade stopped complaining about distance to the beach.
7th Sep 2020, 12:33
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Posted By racedo

NOTAMs said some standing water on the runway,...

NOTAMs said some standing water on the runway, lying peacefully is more like it.
6th Sep 2020, 11:06
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Posted By racedo

Sqn Leader Tammy Tryon said there was an...

Sqn Leader Tammy Tryon said there was an important brief to be picked up, there needed to be a briefing before the dinner and an eyes only top secret debriefing afterwards.
6th Sep 2020, 10:59
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Posted By racedo

Regiment Intel send armed personnel when they...

Regiment Intel send armed personnel when they heard something was being picked up from Victoria's secret.
6th Sep 2020, 10:57
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Posted By racedo

Getting sent to pick up important Briefs from...

Getting sent to pick up important Briefs from Whitehall was missold.
6th Sep 2020, 10:56
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Posted By racedo

Army takes the gender equalisation course a bit...

Army takes the gender equalisation course a bit seriously.
20th May 2020, 19:21
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Posted By racedo

Hoskins didn't want to miss 1 minute of his...

Hoskins didn't want to miss 1 minute of his holiday so he came dressed for his holiday.
9th May 2020, 09:01
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Posted By racedo

Relax all your...

Relax all your muscles............................ next time can we go toilet before class Hoskins. Too much relaxing.
5th May 2020, 20:48
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Posted By racedo

4th guy in grey, 2nd row. Please do not stand...

4th guy in grey, 2nd row.
Please do not stand up now, I have been watching what is in front of me for 20 mins.
5th May 2020, 20:46
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Posted By racedo

They are called Airplanes.....................

They are called Airplanes.................. people used to fly to places in them.
2nd May 2020, 09:23
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Posted By racedo

Suzy is Navigating and I am holding the sticky...

Suzy is Navigating and I am holding the sticky thing. Our flight from London to Inverness will soon be there as soon as cross the Himalays. Ooh Next is having a sale, lets park up and have a look.
2nd May 2020, 09:22
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Posted By racedo

This is your Cabin crew, our pilots are working...

This is your Cabin crew, our pilots are working from home today so we decided to fly.
2nd May 2020, 09:21
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Posted By racedo

Told Captain Rolex that any bimbo could fly a...

Told Captain Rolex that any bimbo could fly a plane, given he did.
2nd May 2020, 09:19
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Posted By racedo

Flight Engineers are working beneath us.

Flight Engineers are working beneath us.
2nd May 2020, 09:19
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Posted By racedo

Oooh nice shoes. Gave passenger in 22F a...

Oooh nice shoes.
Gave passenger in 22F a kicking, his blood is a good red colour.
1st May 2020, 22:36
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Posted By racedo

Safest place, owner is down the back.

Safest place, owner is down the back.
1st May 2020, 22:36
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Posted By racedo

Welcome to the Henpit.

Welcome to the Henpit.
1st May 2020, 22:35
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Posted By racedo

Hoskins uses Imac to keep the legs velvety smooth.

Hoskins uses Imac to keep the legs velvety smooth.
28th Apr 2020, 21:59
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Posted By racedo

Ewww I got to go down that throat, what we fish...

Ewww I got to go down that throat, what we fish do is scandlous, but Deep Throat is my cover name.
28th Apr 2020, 21:58
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Posted By racedo

I will suck the tail off that fish from the head...

I will suck the tail off that fish from the head down.
24th Apr 2020, 19:33
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Posted By racedo

Another brick needed for the wall got misspelt...

Another brick needed for the wall got misspelt using a P, so they put one in.
24th Apr 2020, 19:30
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Posted By racedo

Hoskins escape plan from Stalag 11 went well, he...

Hoskins escape plan from Stalag 11 went well, he was now in Stalag 12.
24th Apr 2020, 19:29
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Posted By racedo

Hoskins figured if he could get into this hole...

Hoskins figured if he could get into this hole then Mavis's would be easy.
23rd Apr 2020, 17:16
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Posted By racedo

Went in smelling like fish, comes out smelling...

Went in smelling like fish, comes out smelling like fish.
23rd Apr 2020, 17:15
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Posted By racedo

Hoskins promised Brenda they could have a foaming...

Hoskins promised Brenda they could have a foaming bath together............... her visions of bubble bath disappeared as she realised something got lost in translation.
23rd Apr 2020, 17:14
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Posted By racedo

Showers out again............

Showers out again............
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