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Forum: Military Aviation
15th Feb 2021, 13:57
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

'Oi, do you know anything about plumbing?' ...

'Oi, do you know anything about plumbing?'

"No, do you know anything about fire hydrants?"
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Feb 2021, 12:12
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

I survived Covid, Joe, we got vaccinations, you...

I survived Covid, Joe, we got vaccinations, you got a Tie fighter....

or

"How Old?"
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Jan 2021, 09:01
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

Sir, the Science Officer has the pilot in a death...

Sir, the Science Officer has the pilot in a death grip, he's muttering that 'the undercarriage could'na tak it!'
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Jan 2021, 11:47
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

The new Mothercare Pilot Activity Centre, keep...

The new Mothercare Pilot Activity Centre, keep them occupied for hours, batteries not included.
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Jan 2021, 11:45
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

When the rotors start moving, you'll understand...

When the rotors start moving, you'll understand why we got the tin hats.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Jan 2021, 12:27
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

Get a move on, it's Friesian up here.

Get a move on, it's Friesian up here.
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Dec 2020, 01:41
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

The QFE and QNH debate continued over the Buddy...

The QFE and QNH debate continued over the Buddy Phone.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Dec 2020, 10:35
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

I thought that the Maginot Line would be bigger...

I thought that the Maginot Line would be bigger than this.
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Dec 2020, 22:53
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

Santa's No2 was Dasher, he was known as the brown...

Santa's No2 was Dasher, he was known as the brown nose reindeer, just as fast as Rudolph, but rubbish brakes.
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Nov 2020, 12:06
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

The Jaguar was the only aircraft that had a man...

The Jaguar was the only aircraft that had a man with a red flag to warn other people of it's approach.
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Nov 2020, 04:52
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

Hoskins liked to think of himself as the Maverick...

Hoskins liked to think of himself as the Maverick of the Sqn, only his 'Need For Speed' was not to be realised.
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Nov 2020, 12:11
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

Ex-Prince Harry's application to re-join the Army...

Ex-Prince Harry's application to re-join the Army may involve some hoops being jumped through.
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Nov 2020, 12:12
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

Is that 911? I got a confused geriatric in his...

Is that 911? I got a confused geriatric in his slippers, pointing at invisible pigeons.
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Oct 2020, 23:32
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

Whaddya mean expensive? Ye dinna think with give...

Whaddya mean expensive? Ye dinna think with give these things out fae nothin in the Scottish Air Force?
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Oct 2020, 06:21
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

After careful calculation, if we cut the tyre...

After careful calculation, if we cut the tyre cross-section, we can get enough for another 32 wigs for you, Great Leader.
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Oct 2020, 09:42
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

Strictly... 2020

Strictly... 2020
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Oct 2020, 23:33
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

With legs longer than the undercarriage, it was...

With legs longer than the undercarriage, it was very difficult to Taxyderm this Pachyderm. (sorry)
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Oct 2020, 03:06
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

And if any AEOPs say they can weigh your boobs...

And if any AEOPs say they can weigh your boobs and bet you a pound, don't fall for it!
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Sep 2020, 14:14
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

Entries are slowing so I'll call it there. ...

Entries are slowing so I'll call it there.

Buster Hyman gets my vote with 'The Admiral loved going full astern when the Pilots weren't watching.'
Take it away, the trophy is on it's way.
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Sep 2020, 23:54
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

Thanks very much, try this one ...

Thanks very much, try this one
https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/1024x768/military_aviation_wallpaper_1_7cbdb6f8d88568ada812e90d2151801f5a4e2013.jpg
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Sep 2020, 14:13
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

You may now unbuckle your seatbelts, hands up...

You may now unbuckle your seatbelts, hands up anybody who understands the phrase 'rendition'.
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Sep 2020, 14:05
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

After turning up for the fitness test run in an...

After turning up for the fitness test run in an Alice Band, the SWO thought that 2 Laps of Honour were called for after a single Lapse of Judgement.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Sep 2020, 06:23
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

Captain, there's a green rucksack and a pair of...

Captain, there's a green rucksack and a pair of black boots mysteriously moving towards us.
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Sep 2020, 10:28
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

Amity Tower, this is FYBAB, request runway...

Amity Tower, this is FYBAB, request runway inspection, we thought we saw a fin.
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Aug 2020, 13:12
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

When I nod my head, you hit it.

When I nod my head, you hit it.
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Aug 2020, 14:28
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

Flt Lt Putin said "The difficult bit is getting...

Flt Lt Putin said "The difficult bit is getting the poison into the cup from medium level."
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Aug 2020, 14:15
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

I can see the roof, it says CXX, I can't make out...

I can see the roof, it says CXX, I can't make out the last two letters.
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Aug 2020, 05:18
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

Constable, I know you used to be an RAF fighter...

Constable, I know you used to be an RAF fighter Pilot, but I don't have the time for your High AOA dogfights chat.
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Jul 2020, 13:35
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

"Hoskins, you're the only one without a map, how...

"Hoskins, you're the only one without a map, how do you know this is Liverpool?"

Hoskins: "easy Sir, a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a!
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Jul 2020, 14:02
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

These look a lot smaller than they are in real...

These look a lot smaller than they are in real life, a bit like you in this photo, oh Glorious Leader.
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Jul 2020, 15:07
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

Sorry, Glorious Leader, we got it the wrong way...

Sorry, Glorious Leader, we got it the wrong way round, the aircraft should be huge to make you look smaller.
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Jul 2020, 13:35
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

Sir, you're supposed to cough in your elbow!

Sir, you're supposed to cough in your elbow!
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Jul 2020, 13:49
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

After the last mishap, HAV ensured it wouldn't...

After the last mishap, HAV ensured it wouldn't happen again. Meet the HAV chase plane piloted by Bruce Dickinson.
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Jul 2020, 13:44
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

The Flying Doctor was scrambled to assess Hoskins...

The Flying Doctor was scrambled to assess Hoskins swollen testicle.
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Jul 2020, 13:59
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,242
Posted By Surplus

After a quick glance through the windshield,...

After a quick glance through the windshield, Hoskins performed the quickest touch and go Machrihanish had ever seen.

Excuse me ladies, Is this RAF Deliverance?
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