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Forum: Military Aviation
20th Feb 2021, 23:04
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

If it floats, flies, or fu**s, lease it! - Ed

If it floats, flies, or fu**s, lease it!

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Feb 2021, 14:40
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Though Herman's ark was significantly faster than...

Though Herman's ark was significantly faster than Noah's, its payload capacity was less than optimal.

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Feb 2021, 12:32
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

I say! Water skiing, anyone? - Ed

I say! Water skiing, anyone?

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Feb 2021, 15:12
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

"Rotor Brake? We don' need no stinkin' Rotor...

"Rotor Brake? We don' need no stinkin' Rotor Brake! We jes' raise theese shovel!"
(From the soon-to-be-released movie Blazing Budgerigars.)

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Feb 2021, 15:11
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Its climb rate leaves something to be desired,...

Its climb rate leaves something to be desired, but, by God, it can excavate its own landing zone....

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Feb 2021, 15:05
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

World, meet Gyrowacky! - Ed

World, meet Gyrowacky!

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Feb 2021, 15:00
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

After their merger, the IPO of the Robinsopillar...

After their merger, the IPO of the Robinsopillar Corp was, like their product, a total disaster.

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Feb 2021, 15:02
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Pot is to Kettle as Bar Bell is to Dumb Bell. ...

Pot is to Kettle as Bar Bell is to Dumb Bell.

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Feb 2021, 16:03
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Pilot thinks to himself: "Hmmm. If the Amish made...

Pilot thinks to himself: "Hmmm. If the Amish made helicopters, would the machines have horse-drawn rotor blades? Instead of making a 'wop,wop,wop' sound, would they go 'clop,clop,clop' instead? Just...
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Feb 2021, 18:00
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Gunner to his partner: "Check out the...

Gunner to his partner: "Check out the gonzabulators on those cheerleaders!" "I know! And that's not an M-16 I'm holding against your leg!"

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Jan 2021, 16:08
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

This group of women were so air-headed that they...

This group of women were so air-headed that they had to wear parachutes on the ground to keep from falling up....

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Jan 2021, 20:52
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Having enjoyed unqualified success in stuffing 19...

Having enjoyed unqualified success in stuffing 19 clowns into a Mini Cooper, the Ring Master goes for the World Record in a Huey.

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Jan 2021, 22:50
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

"No soup or helicopter rides for you!", cried the...

"No soup or helicopter rides for you!", cried the Soup Guy/Marshaller from the 1990's sitcom Seinfeld.
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Jan 2021, 22:44
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Having expended his last ounce of energy...

Having expended his last ounce of energy ascending the staircase and finally reaching first place in the queue, the guy in the wheelchair is poked in the eye by white-shirt man, falls backward,...
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Jan 2021, 23:16
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Normally a very docile craft to fly, The...

Normally a very docile craft to fly, The Hergen-Zergen Flippenlooper was a beast to land. Main gear touchdown required a delicate touch; otherwise those swollen, irritated bunions would cause an...
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Jan 2021, 17:00
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Five'll getcha ten that the "H" on the rudder...

Five'll getcha ten that the "H" on the rudder doesn't stand for "Happy"!

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Jan 2021, 22:52
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

The Tony Award winner from The Producers attempts...

The Tony Award winner from The Producers attempts to befriend an Academy Award nominee, a Winkie Guard from The Wizard of Oz.

(Great minds think alike, treadigraph!)

- Ed
...
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Jan 2021, 00:44
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Things were going well for the development of the...

Things were going well for the development of the Gyro Gearloose-o-copter until the machine was crushed in an instant by a cow that came out of nowhere.

- Ed
...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Dec 2020, 17:00
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Pilot exclaims: "This is the heaviest partly...

Pilot exclaims: "This is the heaviest partly cloudy I've ever flown through!" Copilot responds: "Glub, Blub, Glub!"

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Dec 2020, 21:39
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Having finally found Waldo, the photo-intel crew...

Having finally found Waldo, the photo-intel crew erupts with laughter.

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Dec 2020, 17:13
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

"We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful...

"We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Wolf's Lair" never quite made it to the big screen. Lions and tigers and Goebbles just didn't scan right.
...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Nov 2020, 14:53
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Just say "Naa-aaa-aah" to drugs! -...

Just say "Naa-aaa-aah" to drugs!

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Nov 2020, 15:30
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Soldier with satchel exiting stage right mutters:...

Soldier with satchel exiting stage right mutters: "I hope I can get these fraudulent Biden ballots to Pennsylvania before the recount is completed!"

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Nov 2020, 22:20
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Devil Winner, Winner, Pork Chop Dinner!

My friend Lewis Grizzard, an author, humorist, and Southern Gentleman, succumbed to heart disease in 1994 at the tender age of 48. Lewis had a congenitally malformed tricuspid valve; he endured four...
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Nov 2020, 01:37
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

** NOT A CAPTION ** Sterling entries thus far,...

** NOT A CAPTION ** Sterling entries thus far, Ladies and Gentlemen! Judging 7/11 at 1000 Zulu or when pigs fly, whichever comes first.

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Nov 2020, 19:46
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Manifold thanks, Dan Gerous! I look forward to...

Manifold thanks, Dan Gerous! I look forward to awarding the CST to a deserving soul after I clean all the mud off! Let us see what our hallowed membership makes of this over the weekend:

...
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Nov 2020, 19:52
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Redneck Honeymoon Carriage. - Ed

Redneck Honeymoon Carriage.

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Oct 2020, 20:38
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Badges? We don' need no stinkin' badges! - Ed

Badges? We don' need no stinkin' badges!

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Oct 2020, 21:41
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Kim Jung Un, General Hung Chow, and several...

Kim Jung Un, General Hung Chow, and several astounded soldiers have a "What the Fluck!" moment as their Big Balls experimental rocket explodes on the launch pad, followed by the premature detonation...
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Oct 2020, 23:51
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Babar had the hots for Celeste, but was reluctant...

Babar had the hots for Celeste, but was reluctant to mount her due the the rapidly rotating fly swatter she wielded on her head....

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Oct 2020, 22:59
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

All went well until one heliphant, using its...

All went well until one heliphant, using its trunk, tried to grasp the other by the tail....

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Sep 2020, 01:34
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

23B just followed through.... - Ed

23B just followed through....

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Sep 2020, 21:00
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh. Here I am at Camp...

Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh.
Here I am at Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining.
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.

Allan Sherman/Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Sep 2020, 22:07
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

Ready - Aim - Fire! No, WAIT! - Ed

Ready - Aim - Fire! No, WAIT!

- Ed
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Sep 2020, 23:11
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,501
Posted By cavuman1

"Must be a lady flying right front seat - she's...

"Must be a lady flying right front seat - she's been trying to back into that parking place for the last ten minutes!"
- or -
"Must be a lady flying right front seat - she's been trying to back her...
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