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Forum: Military Aviation
21st Feb 2021, 03:57
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

He's wearing a big watch, he must be a fighter...

He's wearing a big watch, he must be a fighter pilot.
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Feb 2021, 22:49
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

James Bond, standing on the fluffy white snow,...

James Bond, standing on the fluffy white snow, looked up and wondered when Jaws would pull his ripcord.
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Feb 2021, 21:43
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Despite some tricky disguising, the Chemtrails...

Despite some tricky disguising, the Chemtrails were still a bit obvious .
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Feb 2021, 01:32
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

The Chief Purser standing on the wing became...

The Chief Purser standing on the wing became known as the Fairy 'Cross the Mersey.
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Feb 2021, 02:30
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"The cabin crew TOLD you not to flush the toilets...

"The cabin crew TOLD you not to flush the toilets on the ground - now you'll have to swim through it to get to the terminal! Serve you right!"
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Feb 2021, 10:46
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Zis iss Schiphol Tower, can ve get ze little boy...

"Zis iss Schiphol Tower, can ve get ze little boy to put hiss finger back in ze dyke pliss?"
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Feb 2021, 20:03
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Larry Flynt's dying regret was that he never got...

Larry Flynt's dying regret was that he never got Section Officer Harvey into Hustler magazine to display her cockpit.
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Feb 2021, 00:37
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

OK, we've got a new blade fitted and tracked, and...

OK, we've got a new blade fitted and tracked, and we put hydraulics on it too. Let's call it the R-Soul.
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Feb 2021, 21:14
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Joe, what I've got in my right hand is...

"Joe, what I've got in my right hand is considerably smaller than what you've got, and my hand movements are much smaller too, but I'm the one with a smile on my face..."
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Jan 2021, 06:34
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

(Mavis, on far right) "If I close my eyes, and...

(Mavis, on far right) "If I close my eyes, and tap my flying boots together, and say There's No Place Like Home, I should end up in Kansas..."
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Jan 2021, 21:31
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Is that a CB?" "No, it's a C&B, the fighter...

"Is that a CB?"
"No, it's a C&B, the fighter pilots are drawing rude things in the sky again!"
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Jan 2021, 20:33
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

The new CO wanted to try out the Kneeling...

The new CO wanted to try out the Kneeling Undercarriage idea, so he could walk up the wing to the cockpit instead of climbing the ladder, but he couldn't jump the hurdles at the top.
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Jan 2021, 03:57
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"They are driving up from the Wellington Air Show...

"They are driving up from the Wellington Air Show with the wheel that you left in the under-run to the runway, sir!"
"Mumble mumble......."
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Jan 2021, 17:54
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Hoskins, do you really think that full thrust...

"Hoskins, do you really think that full thrust into the parachute will pull you out backwards?"
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Jan 2021, 06:17
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

When Joe Biden said he was drawing a line under...

When Joe Biden said he was drawing a line under my presidency, he wasn't kidding!
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Jan 2021, 18:22
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"How does that go again, oh yeah, left...

"How does that go again, oh yeah, left foot..right foot..left foot.. ahh rats, forgot how to walk again..."
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Jan 2021, 08:18
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

(Thinking..) "Big horse, you're mine, I'll walk...

(Thinking..) "Big horse, you're mine, I'll walk the line...nope, just don't understand that Johnny Cash dude.."
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Jan 2021, 10:38
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Donny, I know you cheat at golf...but did you...

"Donny, I know you cheat at golf...but did you know that I have done a little cheating too?"
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Jan 2021, 21:32
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Hey, I'm the one who's supposed to grab you by...

"Hey, I'm the one who's supposed to grab you by the poosy!"
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Jan 2021, 04:27
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

(White shirt man): "YOU! Stop singing Stairway to...

(White shirt man): "YOU! Stop singing Stairway to Heaven, or I'll shove you back down the ladder!"
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Jan 2021, 21:56
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Thank you for the brown envelope, you can hop on...

"Thank you for the brown envelope, you can hop on the Pardon Chopper. Who's the next with $2million?"
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Jan 2021, 01:49
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"I am zinking zat Schickelgruber iss not a good...

"I am zinking zat Schickelgruber iss not a good name for a despot, zo maybe I change it to Trump?"
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Jan 2021, 21:21
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Vhile you look into mein eyes, I am pi55ing in...

"Vhile you look into mein eyes, I am pi55ing in your boot!"
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Jan 2021, 08:57
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Me und mein freunds are here for ze Donald's...

"Me und mein freunds are here for ze Donald's impeachment trial. Peaceful protest, of course!"
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Jan 2021, 00:15
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"I only wanted to blow the doors off!"

"I only wanted to blow the doors off!"
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Jan 2021, 18:15
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

ummm..Kilty.... it was Goldfinger.....

ummm..Kilty.... it was Goldfinger.....
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Jan 2021, 21:46
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"So, on 20 Jan, we hover this outside the Oval...

"So, on 20 Jan, we hover this outside the Oval Office windows, and activate the OMG-Rockets"
"What's an OMG-Rocket, sir?"
"Orange Moron Guided Rocket, son, his term is over!"
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Jan 2021, 21:12
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

The origin of the saying..."The sh1t hit the...

The origin of the saying..."The sh1t hit the fan".
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Jan 2021, 06:50
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Donald told me to keep an eye on Mike Pence, in...

Donald told me to keep an eye on Mike Pence, in case he follows the Constitution instead of the Orange Panda's wishes. But I think us Good Ol'Boys will go to the pub instead.
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Jan 2021, 22:09
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Now they have a kitten, they can name the tank...

Now they have a kitten, they can name the tank "Kaboodle".
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Jan 2021, 04:49
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"...and now it says, Light the blue touch paper...

"...and now it says, Light the blue touch paper and stand clear..."
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Dec 2020, 20:49
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Sit up! Beg! Good Boy!. Now as soon as those...

"Sit up! Beg! Good Boy!. Now as soon as those fools move away, we will move on to Wag Your Tail."
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Dec 2020, 20:08
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Sherriff J.W. Pepper from the Loo-easy-anna State...

Sherriff J.W. Pepper from the Loo-easy-anna State Poe-leece has a flashback to when that "British secret agent, from England" took him for a ride.
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Dec 2020, 00:56
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Piper does it doggie style.

Piper does it doggie style.
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Dec 2020, 09:54
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,341
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Looks like a winner to me.

Looks like a winner to me.
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