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Forum: Military Aviation
8th Oct 2022, 20:33
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

The structural engineer said we needed a flying...

The structural engineer said we needed a flying buttress.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Oct 2022, 20:24
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

I think the AOC thought he'd cleverly stymied our...

I think the AOC thought he'd cleverly stymied our plans for building a new, ultra-luxurious Mess by agreeing the design but stipulating that we musn't touch the gate guardian.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Oct 2022, 20:05
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

At the Russian Museum of Failed Prototypes, the...

At the Russian Museum of Failed Prototypes, the IL-18 is incongruously parked next to the Fencer.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Oct 2022, 19:52
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

Nyet, nyet, Sergey, the fuselage spec said,...

Nyet, nyet, Sergey, the fuselage spec said, "Build-in equipment for plenty of window," not "Building equipped with plenty of windows".
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Aug 2022, 07:41
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

"When the war is over, I'm thinking of producing...

"When the war is over, I'm thinking of producing miniature versions of these that people can store at home."
"It'll never catch on."
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Aug 2022, 07:21
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

"In case you have any problems, you'll find in...

"In case you have any problems, you'll find in the cockpit the end of a string tied to the ring-pull."
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Aug 2022, 07:19
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

"Try to head away from turbulence, otherwise...

"Try to head away from turbulence, otherwise they'll easily spot you at the head of the trail of head."
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Aug 2022, 07:13
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

Initial tests used a safe substitute and took...

Initial tests used a safe substitute and took place on the ground; now, In-Flight Refuelling is commonplace.
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Aug 2022, 07:07
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

Then write underneath: "Best before 8 May...

Then write underneath: "Best before 8 May 1945".
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Aug 2022, 07:04
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

"Illiterate? No problem - just copy the...

"Illiterate? No problem - just copy the propeller."
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Aug 2022, 17:55
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

"Hope you washed it out thoroughly." "I though...

"Hope you washed it out thoroughly."
"I though you said you would do that!"
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Aug 2022, 17:38
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

Give 'em both barrels, Sir.

Give 'em both barrels, Sir.
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Aug 2022, 08:05
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

Well, F-Team, you've all done very well and we've...

Well, F-Team, you've all done very well and we've decided you should all proceed to pilot training. In view of the recent report that the RAF are deploying to civilian airports, these are your...
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Aug 2022, 14:53
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

A few days ago, I was showing an army Major how...

A few days ago, I was showing an army Major how the RAF runs selection, and invited him to F-Team's induction briefing.

"Squadron Leader Bach, what do you call this briefing," he asked.

"Bach's...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Aug 2022, 20:44
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

"F-Team, we'd like to know how you keep abreast...

"F-Team, we'd like to know how you keep abreast of what's going on in the world. What newspapers do you read?"
Blank looks all round.
"OK, then, which TV news do you watch?"
Blanker looks.
"How...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Aug 2022, 20:19
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

"F3, you seem unusually clued-up on the RAF. You...

"F3, you seem unusually clued-up on the RAF. You must have been revising hard?"
"Well, yes - my brother Jim is in the RAF, so I asked him for help. He said 'just read PPRuNe every day and you'll...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Aug 2022, 13:20
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

"Good Morning, F-Team. Over the next couple of...

"Good Morning, F-Team. Over the next couple of days, you willl take part in various competitive exercises. The picture from that TV camera is streamed to every crewroom in the RAF, and each evening...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Aug 2022, 07:59
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

"No, F3, "Per Ardua Ad Astra" doesn't mean...

"No, F3, "Per Ardua Ad Astra" doesn't mean "Through Diversity to the Stars."
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Aug 2022, 07:44
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

"Social distancing, F3? Yes - these new enormous...

"Social distancing, F3? Yes - these new enormous desks take care of that - I'm socially distanced from him, and we're socially distanced from you lot. Any more questions?"
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Aug 2022, 07:35
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

"Yes, F3, the camera is recording. If you're...

"Yes, F3, the camera is recording. If you're successful, the video will be placed in your personnel file - then, if you reach a very senior rank, we can check back and see how we got it right - or so...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Aug 2022, 23:28
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

"None of those, because the detachment's...

"None of those, because the detachment's fictitious." Correct?
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Aug 2022, 23:11
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

"Well, congratulations to you all. You've...

"Well, congratulations to you all. You've demonstrated that you have aptitude, interest, initiative, stickability and all those other things that make you ideal candidates for training and, had this...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Aug 2022, 22:40
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

The inaugural briefing of the RAF's new aerobatic...

The inaugural briefing of the RAF's new aerobatic team, named by our Prime Minister "Les Fleches Bleu", clearly showing deference to our "good buddy" Monsieur Macron.
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Aug 2022, 22:18
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

"Just to give you a little insight, we have short...

"Just to give you a little insight, we have short collective names for the teams: for example, B-all and C-all. What do you think we call your team?"

"No, No, F3 - we call it F-team."
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Aug 2022, 21:58
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

F3: "I'm not complaining, but to be completely...

F3: "I'm not complaining, but to be completely honest I feel rather disadvantaged in a team with two pairs of identical twins."
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Aug 2022, 21:47
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,403
Posted By jim's brother

I remember that Group Discussion. We asked F3 to...

I remember that Group Discussion. We asked F3 to make a proposal, so he asked F4 to marry him. F1 offered to be Best Man, F5 wanted to be a Bridesmaid. "Fine, fine", we said, smiling encouragingly....
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