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1st Jul 2023, 10:02
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

Having run out of F-104s to use as lawn darts,...

Having run out of F-104s to use as lawn darts, the Luftwaffe tries something new.
29th Jun 2023, 12:23
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

(Similar) "OK, I'll fly in that, the windows...

(Similar) "OK, I'll fly in that, the windows cannot be opened!"
26th Jun 2023, 15:16
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

Must be English with teeth like that...

Must be English with teeth like that...
26th Jun 2023, 15:16
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

Donald Trump's new hairspray

Donald Trump's new hairspray
15th Jun 2023, 05:58
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

"I wonder if the female pilot flying it next,...

"I wonder if the female pilot flying it next, will complain that I left the lid up?"
14th Jun 2023, 19:18
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Was I getting IN or getting OUT....??"

"Was I getting IN or getting OUT....??"
12th Jun 2023, 02:04
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

"You keep doing that, Boris, you will get tennis...

"You keep doing that, Boris, you will get tennis elbow and go blind!"
9th Jun 2023, 10:05
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

"so you say that this Huawei fence post REALLY...

"so you say that this Huawei fence post REALLY isn't designed to send info back to China?"
8th Jun 2023, 21:58
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

It was only a very short test at low power of the...

It was only a very short test at low power of the Dynamic Dysentery Device, but the darkish fellow at the back is already feeling damp around the rear end...
7th Jun 2023, 23:10
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

"No, there isn't an "Undo" button, and we are...

"No, there isn't an "Undo" button, and we are sorry that it burnt your hair off, sir..."
7th Jun 2023, 19:08
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

Speak softly, and carry a big stick...

Speak softly, and carry a big stick...
6th Jun 2023, 21:22
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

"OK, roll the cameras, we've got the cat and the...

"OK, roll the cameras, we've got the cat and the fiddle and the laughing dog, cue the cow onto the backdrop of the moon, and hey diddle diddle, we've got a mooovie!"
4th Jun 2023, 05:59
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

"NOOOO! He's headed for the glasshouse with the...

"NOOOO! He's headed for the glasshouse with the marijuana crop!"
30th May 2023, 22:02
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

Should have gone to SpecSavers...

Should have gone to SpecSavers...
26th May 2023, 01:53
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Surely you can tighten your grip, Captain?" ...

"Surely you can tighten your grip, Captain?"

"That's GROUP Captain, and don't call me Shirley!"
24th May 2023, 06:08
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

The moth took itself off the flying roster for 3...

The moth took itself off the flying roster for 3 days as it was "the wrong time of the moth".
24th May 2023, 03:15
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

Social media went berserk at the sight of a moth...

Social media went berserk at the sight of a moth bearing swastikas on its wings.
23rd May 2023, 22:13
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/...

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/1324x554/screenshot_2023_03_06_at_9_43_52_pm_3f105754a73457a3ed8e9a907f7353272a37bafd.png
While waiting for fdr to post one, here's a quickie.
22nd May 2023, 22:37
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

OK, this was only a quick one as I couldn't get...

OK, this was only a quick one as I couldn't get my desired photo to load up.

Winner is FDR for:
, which is a nice little observation.

Kilty, you were close to the mark with

The pic was...
22nd May 2023, 00:22
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

Thanks Cavuman, lets see how you go with this...

Thanks Cavuman, lets see how you go with this one:
https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/1895x1509/1019_right_turn_2d8296d2535f6f445d3c752935d83bdf7cd92780.jpg
21st May 2023, 06:18
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Pull the circuit breaker on the Radalt,...

"Pull the circuit breaker on the Radalt, Vladimir, it iss giffingk me the schlitz!"
20th May 2023, 22:07
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

Russian electrical engineers about to shed the...

Russian electrical engineers about to shed the non-essential bus.
17th May 2023, 23:44
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Bloody Nutty has painted my visor black...

"Bloody Nutty has painted my visor black again!"
13th May 2023, 22:51
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

On it's way to Moscow, to hand Putin his @rse in...

On it's way to Moscow, to hand Putin his @rse in a sling.
11th May 2023, 10:52
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

Putin: "So, this is the anal probe, it's only...

Putin: "So, this is the anal probe, it's only small, OK? Won't hurt a bit."
Nurse: "He's such a joker, the anal probe is about a foot long, with spikes!"
8th May 2023, 06:47
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

"According to Googleski, there is no way to break...

"According to Googleski, there is no way to break through this 123RF mesh fence, even though it looks so fragile. Let's go back to the pub."
4th May 2023, 04:01
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

Having run out of pianos in the Officers' Mess,...

Having run out of pianos in the Officers' Mess, the lads borrow a tank from the Enlisted Men's games room, and launch it off the deck.
30th Apr 2023, 00:18
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

Roscoe P. Coltrane and Cletus thought it would be...

Roscoe P. Coltrane and Cletus thought it would be a good idea to try to stop the F-15 by pulling in front of it. Boss Hawg will not be happy.
29th Apr 2023, 18:34
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

Brake-checking an F-15 is never a good idea.

Brake-checking an F-15 is never a good idea.
29th Apr 2023, 07:00
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

General second from left has the secret smirk of...

General second from left has the secret smirk of the man who has hidden the notebooks of the other generals.
27th Apr 2023, 03:28
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

The Maître D' and his 6 best waiters are ready to...

The Maître D' and his 6 best waiters are ready to serve the Fat Wun family.
27th Apr 2023, 01:46
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

To entertain his daughter, Kim Chee, Yung Fat Wun...

To entertain his daughter, Kim Chee, Yung Fat Wun brought in Korea's version of the Wiggles, called The Jiggles. They don't move much. With all those medals on, the old ones can only move their...
25th Apr 2023, 21:00
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Updating Windows 37 is a pain, I wonder if...

"Updating Windows 37 is a pain, I wonder if Windows 98 will be any better?"
24th Apr 2023, 04:13
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Posted By Ascend Charlie

The Navy's Mardi Gras float was nearly ready,...

The Navy's Mardi Gras float was nearly ready, just need some wheels and some more poo**ers.


(That's "pooshers" )
23rd Apr 2023, 01:51
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Views: 1,345,315
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"..and by using The Force, I can make your hair...

"..and by using The Force, I can make your hair stand on end! Oooh, look at that, your trousers lifted up a bit too!"
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