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Forum: Military Aviation
28th Mar 2023, 23:36
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Sorry all, keyboard drank some whisky last night...

Sorry all, keyboard drank some whisky last night so limited functions. Declare open house!
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Mar 2023, 22:25
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

We must speak to Pa about upping the Defence vote...

We must speak to Pa about upping the Defence vote as this new Royal Flight Aircraft is a bit cramped...
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Mar 2023, 21:54
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Are you sure that we have to get in backwards?

Are you sure that we have to get in backwards?
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Mar 2023, 21:48
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

One cleary sees the whole of the world getting...

One cleary sees the whole of the world getting out after that!
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Mar 2023, 21:15
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Are you sure this is what is meant by cock, hook...

Are you sure this is what is meant by cock, hook and look?
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Mar 2023, 16:55
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Your wife tells me you fire blanks - Show me how!

Your wife tells me you fire blanks - Show me how!
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Mar 2023, 12:43
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Look! We're bending over backwards to please you...

Look! We're bending over backwards to please you and you're still not happy!
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Mar 2023, 23:11
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Putin! I can piss for longer, higher and further...

Putin! I can piss for longer, higher and further than you!
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Mar 2023, 23:04
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

To the tune of 'Knees up Mother brown,, ,Piss...

To the tune of 'Knees up Mother brown,,
,Piss pot on my head
Piss pot on my head
Into the river I must go
Pisspot on my head

If we catch you farting
We'll turn you upside down
So, Don't get...
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Mar 2023, 22:56
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Sung to the Eton Boating song.... Patton...

Sung to the Eton Boating song....

Patton went down to the water
Patton went down to the stream,
When Patton passed his water,
You couldn't see Paotton for steam
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Mar 2023, 22:53
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Photographic evidence that not all Americans are...

Photographic evidence that not all Americans are always full of wind and piss! They often get rid of one or the other...
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Mar 2023, 00:11
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Unexpected laughter, check flies.

Unexpected laughter, check flies.
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Mar 2023, 21:59
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

And it takes you all day to do what you used to...

And it takes you all day to do what you used to do all day you're the oldest soldier in town...
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Mar 2023, 21:48
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

When I joined in '68 to fight in 'Nam, my Sgt...

When I joined in '68 to fight in 'Nam, my Sgt told me to adopt the stance and hold until he came back - is the war over yet? And please don't tell him, I've been alternating arms every hour!
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Mar 2023, 21:23
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

OK, I can see my face in your trainers, but my...

OK, I can see my face in your trainers, but my hip has gone now help me up.
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Mar 2023, 21:19
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Now, just once more!, I am Not non-binary! Now...

Now, just once more!, I am Not non-binary! Now place your left hand on the floor and you will call me Sir or Ma'am, depending on my daily pronoun regime until the Air Force Board or Parliament comes...
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Mar 2023, 22:50
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Oh dear! this is nothing like what I imagined as...

Oh dear! this is nothing like what I imagined as a ride on the station bike
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Mar 2023, 21:59
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

God, I am SO bored!....

God, I am SO bored!....
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Mar 2023, 21:56
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Are you sure this is how you like your WSO to sit...

Are you sure this is how you like your WSO to sit during flight, or just me?
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Mar 2023, 21:54
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Shouldn't you have closed the canopy before...

Shouldn't you have closed the canopy before taking off?
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Mar 2023, 22:31
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Well, we turned Hull upside down last night,...

Well, we turned Hull upside down last night, Middlesbrough tomorrow?
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Mar 2023, 17:46
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Hurry up and get this tank off my shoulder, it's...

Hurry up and get this tank off my shoulder, it's starting to ache!
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Mar 2023, 16:12
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Well, That'll be our contribution to the 'Iron...

Well, That'll be our contribution to the 'Iron Harvest' in 100 years time!
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Mar 2023, 16:10
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

I have no idea what it is, but I'm sure I can see...

I have no idea what it is, but I'm sure I can see no useful military application for it!
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Mar 2023, 22:41
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

RAF simplifies its engineering training sylabus.

RAF simplifies its engineering training sylabus.
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Mar 2023, 19:10
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

North Korean roulette. The one who accurately...

North Korean roulette. The one who accurately copy the actions of the man in the background is saved from the front of a ZPU!
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Feb 2023, 21:33
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

(in Latin)...I throw p1ss on you, yet you do...

(in Latin)...I throw p1ss on you, yet you do nothing...I throw p1ss on you, yet you do nothing...(In Russian)....Yeah Vicar! do it to me and me p1ssing back on you is the least of your worries!
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Feb 2023, 19:25
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

This special brush extracts the sweat from your...

This special brush extracts the sweat from your brow and deposits it into the holy silver urn.
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Feb 2023, 15:43
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

I think the nuclear depth charge has detonated...

I think the nuclear depth charge has detonated prematurely!
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Feb 2023, 12:46
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

That Orange Crop sensor does make things look...

That Orange Crop sensor does make things look pretty!
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Feb 2023, 14:53
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Those scruffy bar stewards who stuck their hands...

Those scruffy bar stewards who stuck their hands in their pockets did not learn a lesson from the Apache, lets see what happens to them now!
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Feb 2023, 22:34
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Controlling cats is a lot easier than herding...

Controlling cats is a lot easier than herding junior aircrew!
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Feb 2023, 22:31
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Come by Shep! Come by...

Come by Shep! Come by...
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Feb 2023, 22:43
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

Thank Goodness Putin does not know about that...

Thank Goodness Putin does not know about that window, and if he did, the instructions would confuse him!
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Feb 2023, 22:33
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,443
Posted By cynicalint

And then, the Davos Chair said Putin had booked a...

And then, the Davos Chair said Putin had booked a day return to Kyiv, but Shapps had cancelled it!
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