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Forum: Military Aviation
15th Jan 2022, 08:32
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Able Seaman Burns lights up what he thought was...

Able Seaman Burns lights up what he thought was the BBQ.
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Jan 2022, 04:30
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Henchman to pilot: Well you did ask for a bit of...

Henchman to pilot: Well you did ask for a bit of slime to fill the void between the front windscreen and the fuselage.
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Jan 2022, 10:43
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

What, no hi-viz vest! The army needs to catch up...

What, no hi-viz vest! The army needs to catch up with the rest of British industry, therefore I shall report this.
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Dec 2021, 11:00
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Commander out the back: "Ok, get ready to slow...

Commander out the back: "Ok, get ready to slow down".
Driver: "Full braking was engaged just after launch, sir."
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Dec 2021, 07:24
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Drive through compressor wash.

Drive through compressor wash.
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Nov 2021, 11:57
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Installing reverse thrusters turned out to be not...

Installing reverse thrusters turned out to be not such a good idea.
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Nov 2021, 12:24
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Looks like a load of Junkers now.

Looks like a load of Junkers now.
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Oct 2021, 12:26
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

It comes with power steering.

It comes with power steering.
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Oct 2021, 10:41
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Gnats!!! .

Gnats!!!




.
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Oct 2021, 09:28
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

The new multi-billion dollar Australian / US...

The new multi-billion dollar Australian / US allegiance for submarine building gets off at a flying start. Small details like locating the submarine build yard by the lake didn't matter, just as long...
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Oct 2021, 11:52
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

This is what being routed looks like.

This is what being routed looks like.
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Sep 2021, 05:45
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

The army found motivation levels improved after...

The army found motivation levels improved after placing a mint on the driver's seat.
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Sep 2021, 11:00
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Copilot: "This looks like a suitable place to...

Copilot: "This looks like a suitable place to land" he said, "I'll only be a couple of minutes" he said, "need to find a tree" he said, that was three weeks ago.
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Sep 2021, 12:04
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Ground crew sniggering after relocating the black...

Ground crew sniggering after relocating the black strip further outboard.
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Sep 2021, 13:27
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

This was the punishment for answering the bridge...

This was the punishment for answering the bridge troll's question unwisely.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Sep 2021, 11:53
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Comrade Victor administers the first dose of...

Comrade Victor administers the first dose of Sputnik.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Sep 2021, 12:01
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

I am your father.

I am your father.
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Sep 2021, 12:52
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Ok, hit the starter and count the number of...

Ok, hit the starter and count the number of revolutions before he flies off.
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Sep 2021, 10:58
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Spread your buns! Bratwurst, Frankfurter,...

Spread your buns! Bratwurst, Frankfurter, Knackwurst and Kransky at your service sir.
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Sep 2021, 07:05
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Emperor, we have solved the problem of pigeons...

Emperor, we have solved the problem of pigeons pooping on your statue.
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Sep 2021, 11:53
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Tuba-lar bells. How did you know I was a fan of...

Tuba-lar bells. How did you know I was a fan of Mike Oldfield?
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Aug 2021, 10:21
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

I'm looking for new recruits, can you bowl leg...

I'm looking for new recruits, can you bowl leg spin?
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Aug 2021, 09:40
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Dang, forgot to turn off the lights.

Dang, forgot to turn off the lights.
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Aug 2021, 05:43
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Engineer finds a way to produce more torque.

Engineer finds a way to produce more torque.
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Aug 2021, 12:18
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Fanny blades.

Fanny blades.
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Aug 2021, 12:58
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

"I'm getting 4 bars reception".

"I'm getting 4 bars reception".
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Aug 2021, 11:02
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Rover asks when can he have his kennel back?

Rover asks when can he have his kennel back?
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Aug 2021, 12:17
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Apparently, so we were told, Tintanic I struck a...

Apparently, so we were told, Tintanic I struck a floating iceberg lettuce and sunk. Tintanic II is now equipped with training floats, erm, I mean iceberg deflectors and is unsinkable.
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Aug 2021, 12:54
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Park assist.

Park assist.
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Aug 2021, 11:57
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Message from the captain: The magenta line is...

Message from the captain: The magenta line is that-a-way.
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Aug 2021, 12:36
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

I know of a tractor at Mossy Bottom Farm that we...

I know of a tractor at Mossy Bottom Farm that we could borrow a wheel from.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Aug 2021, 14:12
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Better out than in I say, your Majesty.

Better out than in I say, your Majesty.
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Jul 2021, 10:22
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

I don't really care about your story, you are not...

I don't really care about your story, you are not leaving until you try my cooking.
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Jul 2021, 09:36
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

Startup announces plans for a fast ferry service...

Startup announces plans for a fast ferry service across the English Channel.

NB: If you like looking at sophisticated metal fabrication then have a squiz at this site...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Jul 2021, 13:09
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,460
Posted By cattletruck

We still haven't found where that squeak is...

We still haven't found where that squeak is coming from.
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