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11th Jul 2023, 19:47
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Posted By Chu Chu

After the seventh emergency response, management...

After the seventh emergency response, management was forced to consider a more conventional roof decoration.
9th Jul 2023, 17:00
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Posted By Chu Chu

ATC is asking us to report soles onboard.

ATC is asking us to report soles onboard.
8th Jul 2023, 22:50
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Posted By Chu Chu

With seat pitch reduced yet again, passengers...

With seat pitch reduced yet again, passengers began voting with their feet.
8th Jul 2023, 10:16
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Posted By Chu Chu

If you ski on a ski hill, where do you glide?

If you ski on a ski hill, where do you glide?
7th Jul 2023, 12:02
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Posted By Chu Chu

Walt a minute. Maybe it was “a bird in the hand...

Walt a minute. Maybe it was “a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush” . . .
6th Jul 2023, 00:32
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Posted By Chu Chu

When I told you to plant it. . . .

When I told you to plant it. . . .
3rd Jul 2023, 17:23
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Posted By Chu Chu

I knew the men in white coats would show up...

I knew the men in white coats would show up sooner or later.
3rd Jul 2023, 12:47
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Posted By Chu Chu

Pr: Let's toast the future! Pu: I suggest...

Pr: Let's toast the future!

Pu: I suggest vodka, coffee liqueur, and cream.
1st Jul 2023, 10:31
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,020
Posted By Chu Chu

Where's Hoskins? I don't know. He...

Where's Hoskins?

I don't know. He disappeared just after it took off.

Figures -- he'll chase anything with a skirt!
1st Jul 2023, 00:44
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,020
Posted By Chu Chu

What if . . . missiles came with their own...

What if . . . missiles came with their own portable silos?
29th Jun 2023, 12:34
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Posted By Chu Chu

When I said “decapitation strike” I didn’t mean...

When I said “decapitation strike” I didn’t mean it quite that literally.
27th Jun 2023, 22:51
Replies: 20,899
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Posted By Chu Chu

Bad idea: Hand propping in flight. Really...

Bad idea: Hand propping in flight.

Really bad idea: Asking city government/council workers to do it.
27th Jun 2023, 13:43
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Posted By Chu Chu

I knew I should have spent more time on “engine...

I knew I should have spent more time on “engine failure” in the pre-jump briefing.
27th Jun 2023, 00:44
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,020
Posted By Chu Chu

Why does my new helmet have horns on it? ...

Why does my new helmet have horns on it?

Your wife might be able to explain . . .
25th Jun 2023, 14:01
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Posted By Chu Chu

Now we will dive to the Titanic, which struck an...

Now we will dive to the Titanic, which struck an iceberg and went down with scores of oligarchs onboard.

Why did I never think of that?
25th Jun 2023, 12:30
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Posted By Chu Chu

Sphere of influence.

Sphere of influence.
25th Jun 2023, 11:44
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Posted By Chu Chu

Funny -- "Ride of the Valkyries" seemed like...

Funny -- "Ride of the Valkyries" seemed like appropriate background music when we chose it.
25th Jun 2023, 11:41
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Posted By Chu Chu

Putin's bubble keeps getting smaller.

Putin's bubble keeps getting smaller.
22nd Jun 2023, 22:54
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Posted By Chu Chu

Okay, I did tell you to go out to the line and...

Okay, I did tell you to go out to the line and dry your bloomers. But I didn't mean the flight line.
22nd Jun 2023, 18:38
Replies: 20,899
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Posted By Chu Chu

Tiny refused to jump out of a serviceable...

Tiny refused to jump out of a serviceable aircraft, so a creative solution was required.
22nd Jun 2023, 10:34
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,020
Posted By Chu Chu

Nice try, Hoskins. But I said we were looking for...

Nice try, Hoskins. But I said we were looking for Sue Vętements.
17th Jun 2023, 10:13
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Views: 1,345,020
Posted By Chu Chu

A needy pilot. Is the Pope Catholic?

A needy pilot. Is the Pope Catholic?
14th Jun 2023, 20:31
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Posted By Chu Chu

Zelensky does

Zelensky does
10th Jun 2023, 11:27
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Posted By Chu Chu

It can distinguish you from BoJo at 30,000 yards...

It can distinguish you from BoJo at 30,000 yards in the wilderness.
9th Jun 2023, 00:19
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,020
Posted By Chu Chu

Remind me, was it three long, three short, three...

Remind me, was it three long, three short, three long, or . . .
7th Jun 2023, 00:41
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,020
Posted By Chu Chu

Beware of la vache! So what's new? There's...

Beware of la vache!

So what's new? There's always downwash.
6th Jun 2023, 22:26
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,020
Posted By Chu Chu

Well, I told that farmer a thing or two. And I...

Well, I told that farmer a thing or two. And I never make empty threats.

Hoskins, you do know that isn't a donkey, right?
6th Jun 2023, 16:31
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,020
Posted By Chu Chu

Thank goodness Kiltrash put me on CapComp. ...

Thank goodness Kiltrash put me on CapComp.
Otherwise he’d be milking me dry.
5th Jun 2023, 13:21
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,020
Posted By Chu Chu

Hoskins, the manual says to lift the cowling. If...

Hoskins, the manual says to lift the cowling. If there weren’t any calves, you at least could have found a heifer.
4th Jun 2023, 22:28
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,020
Posted By Chu Chu

I knew outsourcing the MCAS to Boeing was a bad...

I knew outsourcing the MCAS to Boeing was a bad idea.
2nd Jun 2023, 10:05
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,020
Posted By Chu Chu

Hoskins, when I pointed at the map and said "fly...

Hoskins, when I pointed at the map and said "fly just below that ridge," what I meant was . . .
31st May 2023, 10:04
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Posted By Chu Chu

Say again QNH.

Say again QNH.
27th May 2023, 13:18
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Posted By Chu Chu

And you're quite certain it was here this morning...

And you're quite certain it was here this morning Ma'am?

Sergeant! Assemble the men! We need to find out who took the Queen's shilling.
26th May 2023, 10:07
Replies: 20,899
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Posted By Chu Chu

In my day, they wouldn't let a queen near the RAF.

In my day, they wouldn't let a queen near the RAF.
22nd May 2023, 17:14
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,345,020
Posted By Chu Chu

These ex-Army pilots are great. But they keep...

These ex-Army pilots are great. But they keep thinking they have door gunners.
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